May 2012
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Anonymous asked: It's serendipityonthedaily are you actually in Beijing? You should party with my friends and I!
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Les be honest...
cl0seups:
When people say “I didn’t think you’d be a lesbian you’re so girly..”
I get pissed and say “What? So lesbians can’t be girly? Last time I checked there was this type called a Femme.”
NOT ALL LESBIANS ARE BUTCHES PEOPLE.
me at any point in the day: i'm hungry
now-this-is-living:
Since I’m a lesbian…….. is the period really necessary?
